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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started at this New York airport

Aboard this tiny jet.

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Gates was a mighty molesting man,

A gimper sick and queer.

Five pederasts took flight that day

For a three hour screw, a three hour screw.

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The pedos started getting rough,

The tiny kid was tossed,

If not for the courage of the Disney crew

The Lolita would be lost, the Lolita would be lost.

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The jet touched down on the shore of this secret tropic isle

With Jeffrey And Brunel too,

The Microsoft billionaire and his wife,

The movie stars

Paul Pelosi and Ghislai-anne

Here on Epstein's Isle.

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https://cwspangle.substack.com/p/ballad-of-epsteins-island

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Vote along my baby, whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

Yes, I said vote along my baby, baby you can't do wrong

We ain't fakin', whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

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Well, I said vote along my baby, we got ballots in the barn

Woo-huh, vote along my baby, really got votes and the porn

We ain't fakin', whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

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Well, I said cheat, baby, cheat

I said cheat, baby, cheat

I said cheat it, baby, cheat it

And then cheat, baby, cheat

Come on over, whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

Oh, let's vote!

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C'mon man

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Well, I said vote along my baby, we got ballots in the barn

Whose barn? What barn? Joe's barn

Vote along my baby, really got votes and the porn

We ain't fakin', whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

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Easy now

Cheat it

Ah, cheat it, baby

Yeah

You can cheat it one time for me

Ye-ah-ha-ah, I said come on over, baby

Whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

Now, let's get down real low one time now

Cheat, baby, cheat

All you gotta do, honey, is kinda vote in one spot

Wiggle around just a little bit, that's when you got it, yeah

Come on baby, whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

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Now let's vote one hundred times

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Cheat it baby, cheat, cheat it baby, cheat

Woo, cheat baby, come on babe, cheat it, baby, cheat

Come on over, whole lotta cheatin' goin' on

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